Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In this whimsically chaotic interactive text-based game, you play as a clueless contestant on a bizarre reality show where the sole objective is to figure out who said 'hello' first. Set in a surreal, multi-dimensional arena populated by eccentric characters—from time-traveling historians to talking household appliances—each level presents increasingly absurd scenarios filled with wild dialogue options and hilarious twists. Traverse through different timelines and alternate realities, gathering clues and interviewing zany participants to solve the mystery. The non-linear narrative allows for multiple endings based on your chosen path, humorous interactions, and unexpected revelations.