Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a world where greetings are a serious currency and every 'hello' can alter your fate, you play as Spiv, a disgraced Greeting Specialist working for the Department of Social Salutations. When a sinister underground greeting syndicate threatens the balance of interpersonal communication, you must navigate quirky characters, absurd dilemmas, and hilarious conversations. Your choices regarding how to greet others—whether with joy, sarcasm, or even dread—will lead to wildly different outcomes. Unravel the mystery, save the greetings, and maybe even find love in the laughter.