Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a surreal world where hellos are traded like currency, you step into the shoes of a charismatic 'Hello Dealer' navigating the bizarre underbelly of greetings. You’ll meet quirky characters, each with their own hilarious take on the art of saying hello. Your choices dictate whether you become a greeting mogul, a misunderstood poet of pleasantries, or a renegade in the underground world of spontaneous salutations. Will you master the game of welcomes or choke on a botched bonjour?