Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a surreal universe where greetings have magical powers, you play as Jamie, a down-on-their-luck urban dweller whose day takes a wild turn when they accidentally absorb the power of the Greeting Scroll. This scroll makes whoever you greet say the most outrageous and embarrassing secrets from their past. Team up with a quirky cast of characters—ranging from conspiracy theorists to former child stars—to uncover the mystery behind the scroll's origins, all while keeping your own secrets in check. Solve puzzles, influence the city's social dynamics, and collect ridiculous 'hellos' that will change the course of your adventure. Each choice you make will lead to hilarious outcomes and dramatic revelations, pushing the boundaries of friendship and honesty in this interactive text-based romp.