Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Welcome to the cosmos, where a simple 'hello' can end with you in handcuffs or a hot tub!

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Step into the shoes of Sam, a professional 'Greetings Specialist' in a bustling intergalactic space station where greetings can mean everything—or nothing at all. As Sam, you navigate through bizarre encounters with a colorful cast of alien characters, each with their own customs and the ability to drastically affect your reputation based on how you respond to their greetings. In this interactive text-based adventure, your choices determine whether you will become a celebrated ambassador of goodwill or an intergalactic social faux pas. Expect quirky humor, dramatic twists, and a variety of pathways that lead to outrageous scenarios—like accidentally offending a peace-loving race by misinterpreting their hello as a declaration of war!