Step into the shoes of a washed-up, disillusioned greeting card writer named Sam Quip. After a string of unfortunate events, including a botched birthday party and a runaway cat, Sam's life takes a dramatic turn when he starts receiving cryptic messages from a powerful, unseen figure. As he navigates through a series of bizarre encounters with eccentric characters—including a melodramatic magician, a conspiracy theorist florist, and a reclusive fortune teller—players must unravel the mystery of these messages. Each choice leads to unpredictable and often hilarious outcomes, as Sam seeks to discover whose hello it is and whether it's a greeting or a warning. The game blends humor, mystery, and emotional depth, making every interaction count. Will Sam become the hero of his own story, or will he remain the punchline?