Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a city where every greeting has a hidden meaning, you play as a charismatic but down-on-their-luck barista named Jamie, who stumbles into an underground society of 'Hello-ists' — eccentric individuals obsessed with greetings. When a missing greeting card surfaces, sparking a comedic turf war between gangs that interpret greetings in hilariously bizarre ways, Jamie must navigate their world to crack the case. Drop puns, dodge absurd confrontations, and gather clues through quirky conversations, while deciding which side of the greeting war you want to entertain. Will you forge alliances with some of the most eccentric characters or charm your way to the truth while keeping your sanity intact?