Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Step into the eccentric world of the Whimsical Town of Chortleville, where nothing is ever as it seems. With an array of quirky characters, you are tasked with investigating a bizarre phenomenon: people are starting their sentences with 'hello' that aren't their own! As you traverse the town, engage in witty banter and absurd scenarios that reveal the secret behind this baffling, contagious greeting. Gather clues, interrogate suspects, and choose from a multitude of hilarious dialogue options that could lead you down the path of dramatic plot twists or ludicrous encounters. Will you discover who's truly behind the 'hello' hijinks before the town is terminally tantalized by endless greetings?