Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a world where greetings determine your fate, you play as Jess, an underachieving linguist tasked with uncovering the mystery behind a cursed phrase that causes people to lose their identities after saying 'hello.' As you navigate a bizarre landscape filled with eccentric characters and surreal scenarios, your choices shape the humor and drama of each encounter. You'll need to collect unique greetings, decipher absurd social cues, and dodge mind-bending consequences. Will you unlock the ultimate greeting to save humanity, or will you get lost in a never-ending cycle of awkward introductions?