Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, you play as a down-on-their-luck private investigator in a quirky town where every resident is a suspect in a baffling mystery: Who said 'hello' first? As you navigate through outlandish encounters with misfits, social media influencers, conspiracy theorists, and eccentric pets, your choices will lead you to uncover the truth behind this seemingly innocuous greeting that spiraled into a wild series of misunderstandings. Will you solve the case and restore the peace, or will you end up wrapped in a comedic whirlwind with no way out?