Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In this hilarious text-based game, you play as a cynical socialite who wakes up in a bizarre, parallel universe where every encounter starts with a strange and overly elaborate greeting. Your goal is to navigate a series of quirky gatherings, decipher the absurd meanings behind these greetings, and decide whether to embrace or sabotage the increasingly ridiculous situations. Your choices will lead to unexpected comedic outcomes, from befriending a talking cat who has a penchant for dramatic poetry to accidentally starting an underground society of confused politeness enthusiasts.