Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Because saying hello shouldn't feel like wrestling a bear... but here we are!

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In this unique interactive text-based game, you play as a charismatic but forgetful 'Greeting Specialist' in a bustling future city. Your job? To identify and master the awkward intricacies of greetings across different cultures in a world where social protocols have spiraled into chaos. As you journey through diverse districts, you must engage with a series of eccentric characters—from robotic high-fives to overly dramatic handshakes—each with their own expectations and comedic twists. Make choices that affect your relationships and brand as a Greeting Specialist, all while dodging absurd situations and uncovering the mystery of why the annual Greeting Olympics has turned into a diplomatic disaster.