Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In this clever text-based interactive game, players step into the shoes of Alex, a professional greeting consultant in a world where greetings have become a competitive sport. Players navigate a variety of quirky scenarios revolving around absurd greeting contests that fuel rivalries, friendships, and the occasional existential crisis. With a cast of eccentric characters—from a wannabe hipster greeting trophy winner to a retired greeting coach with a mysterious past—players must choose the right responses, craft memorable hellos, and deal with the absurdities of social expectations while trying to determine not just *who* greeted whom, but who said it best. Your rank rises and falls based on how you interact with others, making every choice matter. Will you discover the ultimate 'Hello' and earn your place in the Hall of Fame of Greetings?