Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a world where greeting apathy has reached absurd levels, you play as Jasper, an out-of-work greeting card writer who accidentally gets pulled into a bizarre underworld where hellos are currency, small talk can be lethal, and miscommunication has dire consequences. Navigate through surreal scenarios as you choose greetings wisely, forge unlikely alliances, and solve quirky puzzles, all while dodging the ruthless Greeting Heist Syndicate. Every decision reshapes the world around you, forcing you to rethink what it really means to say 'hello.'