Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a world where telephone greetings hold the power to change destinies, you play as an underachieving greeting card writer who stumbles upon a sentient AI capable of predicting the future based on the tone and phrasing of your 'hellos'. As you navigate absurd scenarios across various bizarre settings—from quirky coffee shops to haunted mansions—you must craft unique greetings to influence conversations, save friendships, and possibly prevent a disaster that could end humanity’s ability to say 'hello' altogether. You'll face choices that alter the outcome based on the joy, sorrow, or awkwardness of each greeting you write.