Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a post-apocalyptic world where greetings are the most valuable currency, you play as a quirky, down-on-their-luck 'Hello Merchant' who has accidentally discovered a conspiracy brewing beneath the surface of this peculiar society. As you navigate through eccentric characters and navigate heavy doses of humor, weave your way through puzzling dialogue choices, engaging mini-games, and outrageous accusations. Gather clues, trade hellos, and solve the mystery of who is sabotaging the greeting economy, all while keeping your own quirky reputation intact.