Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Step into the chaotic life of Cass, a snarky, down-on-their-luck private detective operating in a world where every greeting leads to a new absurd mystery. During an ordinary morning coffee, Cass receives a strange phone call from a mysterious caller who proclaims to have uncovered a conspiracy regarding who invented the perfect 'hello.' As you navigate through a series of bizarre encounters and quirky characters—from a conspiracy theorist in a tinfoil hat to a sock-puppet therapist—you'll unravel layers of hilarity and intrigue, piecing together hints that lead to the ultimate showdown: the Hello Showdown. Can you maintain your sanity long enough to solve the mystery before the next ridiculous greeting derails your investigation?