In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as an anxious NPC (non-player character) in a bustling medieval town who's tasked with uncovering the truth behind a series of bizarre and confusing greetings that have been plaguing the locals. Each character you interact with has a unique and ridiculous take on how to say 'hello', leading you on a whimsical journey through misunderstandings, absurd arguments, and heartwarming revelations as you unravel personal stories hidden behind their greetings. Choose your dialogue wisely and probe into their lives to understand the emotional weight behind these simple words. The fate of civic politeness and your own growth hinges on becoming the ultimate 'greeting guru' – but can you manage it without losing your own sense of identity?