Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Welcome to the greeting battleground; I'm here for the punchlines, not the handshakes!

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In this hilarious interactive text adventure, players step into the shoes of a witty social media manager named Jess, who finds themselves trapped in a bizarre world where every greeting they send or receive has taken on a life of its own. As they navigate this absurd universe, Jess must engage with personified greetings from around the world—every 'hello', 'hi', 'bonjour', and 'shalom' has its own unique personality and quirks. The player's choices shape the flow of the narrative, leading to unpredictable interactions and comedic scenarios as Jess seeks to solve the mystery of a chaos-inducing greeting gone rogue. Expect a zany cast of characters, from a cheerful 'Howdy' cowboy to a grumpy 'Greetings' that hates small talk. With wit and charm, navigate social faux pas, unravel the enigma behind the chaotic greetings, and ultimately discover whose hello it truly is.