Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a world where every 'hello' is a psychological trigger, you play as a hapless linguist specializing in greetings. After inadvertently starting a global debate on the origin of 'hello,' various factions spring up, each with their own outlandish theories and dramatic demands. Navigate a web of quirky characters and surreal encounters as you track down the true origins of this simple greeting while dodging activists, cults, and armed greeting card salesmen. Every choice you make reverberates through the world, affecting everything from how characters react to you, to the bizarre factions that spring to life. Think you can uncover the truth behind 'hello' and survive the chaos?