Whose Hello is It, Anyway?

In a world where people communicate solely through absurd greetings, you play as a disgraced linguist who stumbles upon a grand conspiracy involving various factions vying for control of a rare greeting phrase that supposedly holds mystical powers. As you navigate the whimsical and bizarre neighborhoods of New Babel, engage in hilarious dialogue with eccentric characters, unearth their secrets, and mix and match greetings to solve riddles and uncover the truth. But beware; every time you say 'hello' in the wrong way, you might just end up in a rather sticky situation!