Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a bizarre and whimsical world where greetings hold unimaginable power, players assume the role of a charismatic but down-on-their-luck dialogue broker in the city of Salutation. Your job is to collect and trade unique greetings from eccentric characters while uncovering a conspiracy that threatens the very fabric of communication. Navigate through absurd conversations, form alliances, and unearth hidden truths as you piece together who is behind the mysterious disappearance of the city's greetings. Every choice shapes your narrative and humorously affects the game's outcomes—will you become the city's most revered greeting master or the punchline of a cosmic joke?