Whose Hello is it, Anyway?

Whose Hello is it, Anyway?

If I had a dime for every time someone said 'hello'... I’d be a millionaire by now, but I’d still be confused!

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In this wildly unpredictable interactive text-based game, players assume the role of an eccentric greeting card writer who inadvertently stumbles into a web of weirdness when they discover their latest creation has the power to alter reality. Each card is linked to different characters—from a famous detective with a flair for the dramatic to a reclusive cat-loving inventor who claims to have invented time travel through greeting card art. As players explore various quirky locations, they must decipher clues, collect absurd items, and figure out whose 'hello' has the most power. The choices they make influence the outcome of the story and the relationships they build, leading to multiple bizarre endings. Get ready to flip the script on social greetings and discover that a simple 'hello' can open doors to the unexpected!