Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a quirky town where everyone seems overly welcoming, you play as Sam Smirk, a cynical investigative journalist who has just moved there. However, things take a turn when you discover every time a stranger greets you, strange occurrences unravel across town. Mysterious letters, bizarre confrontations, and a slew of odd characters lead you on a wild chase to uncover the truth behind the epidemic of overly friendly hellos. Will you be able to figure out whose hello is causing the chaos, or will you simply be swept away by the town's bizarre charm the moment someone says, 'Hey there, neighbor!'?