Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based game, you play as Max, a witty freelance greeting card writer who unwittingly stumbles upon a forgotten secret society of linguists dedicated to preserving the nuances of human greetings. When an ancient greeting is accidentally uttered, a series of hilariously bizarre events ensue. You must navigate through a web of eccentric characters, each with their own distinct sayings and backstories, to decipher the mysterious phrase before it invokes a global greeting crisis. Your choices shape the outcome as you engage in clever wordplay and twisted humor, all while racing against time to prevent a dialogue disaster.