Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In the bustling city of Vexford, a series of absurd accidents occur every time someone greets another person. Your character, an eccentric greeting card designer, finds themselves in a hilarious and baffling situation when their latest card generates vortexes of chaos every time it’s opened. As you interrogate quirky locals—ranging from a psychic cat lady to a conspiracy theorist barista—you must unravel the mystery of 'greeting-goofs' that cause zany incidents and strange transformations. Each choice you make influences the outcome as you try to save the city from greeting-induced pandemonium, all while humorously navigating through wordplay and hilarious events.