Whose Hello is It, Anyway?

In this innovative text-based adventure, you play as a sardonic greeting card designer who possesses the uncanny ability to communicate with the person behind every greeting card before it's sent out. When a series of bizarre and over-the-top greetings from your designs send ripples through the fabric of time and space, you must navigate through a colorful cast of personalities—ranging from existentialists to hyperactive toddlers—to figure out just whose 'hello' is causing all the chaos. Each interaction leads to hilarious outcomes as you piece together the signature style of the mysterious 'greeting card ghost' that lies at the heart of the mayhem. Can you resolve the greetings crisis and restore equilibrium in the world of greetings, or will your life's work end in a comedic tragedy?