Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

You wake up in a peculiar, labyrinthine city that appears to be living on the edge of absurdity. As an amateur investigator with a knack for theory and a sharp tongue, your objective is to uncover the truth behind a strange phenomenon: every time you greet someone, they respond with a completely nonsensical phrase. To solve the mystery, you'll need to navigate quirky neighborhoods, interview eccentric characters, and decode the secret greetings that reveal the interconnectedness of the city's bizarre happenings. Choose your dialogue wisely, as each person’s unique response unveils clues and leads you closer to a hilariously unexpected resolution.