Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

Hello? Is this thing on, or are we just having a friendly existential crisis?

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In a chaotic world where technology has granted sentience to greetings, players step into the shoes of Jess, a washed-up voice actor who’s accidentally become the hero of this absurdist society. Empowered with multiple personas from their previous roles, Jess navigates a series of interconnected vignettes where the greetings themselves—the simplest form of human interaction—take on a life of their own. Players must make witty, rapid-fire choices to determine which greeting saves or dooms various comedic scenarios. From quarreling friends at a coffee shop to a celebrity trying to one-up every encounter, every decision leads to unpredictable and hilarious outcomes, all while uncovering the backstory of why greetings went rogue!