Whose Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a world where greetings are a matter of life and death, you play as an underachieving greeting enthusiast who unwittingly uncovers a conspiracy involving world leaders hijacking traditional hellos for their gain. Navigate through hilarious encounters, bizarre characters, and choose from wildly inappropriate greetings as you solve the mystery behind the 'Great Hello Heist'. Will you master the art of the greeting, or will you become the punchline of your own joke?