Whose Hello Is Anyway?

In a world where greetings elevate you to power, players assume the role of a down-on-their-luck struggling 'Salutation Artist' in the city of Applause. Every day, competitors present ludicrous greetings that must be witty, clever, or downright absurd to win the favor of the crowd and earn their prestigious title. Players navigate through a series of quirky scenarios, encountering colorful characters who challenge their creativity and beliefs. Decisions about how to greet, respond, and engage shape the player’s journey, revealing deeper layers of community, competition, and hilarity as they try to ascend from anonymity to the heights of societal recognition—all while dodging the saboteur known only as 'Polite Norm'.