Whose Hello Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a snarky but lovable private investigator who has been roped into solving a bizarre case surrounding a series of mysterious voice messages left on random phones across the city. Each message, filled with odd and quirky sayings, leads you from one strange encounter to another, revealing a surprisingly interconnected web of eccentric characters—from a conspiracy theorist dog walker to a jazz musician with a penchant for absurd haikus. With choices that influence the story's direction, the primary character's sarcastic humor shines as you piece together the clues, all while navigating the chaotic and bizarre relationships of the city's inhabitants. Will you uncover the mastermind behind the 'Hello Haikus', or will you simply receive more confusing voicemails?