Whose Hello Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hello Are These, Anyway?

If greetings are free, then why do I feel so taxed?

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In a quirky, dream-like metropolis inhabited by overly polite sentient beings, players assume the role of a nameless stranger who suddenly finds themselves in this bizarre world. As they traverse through eccentric districts, each with its own absurd customs and rules, they must discover the source of an inexplicable epidemic where greetings are mysteriously disappearing. Engaging with hilariously eccentric characters—like the overly enthusiastic Greetie Jingle or the cynical No-Greeter—and riddled with comedic dialogue options, players must solve bizarre puzzles, form questionable alliances, and ultimately uncover the truth behind the world's baffling politeness crisis.