Whose Hello Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have been stolen and returned to their original owners, players assume the role of a quirky detective hired to investigate the bizarre thefts happening across the city of Verbiage. As you navigate through dreamlike scenarios filled with eccentric characters, such as a philosopher who only communicates through haikus and a conspiracy theorist convinced that greetings are a government experiment, you'll gather clues and piece together the true meaning behind connections, words, and social interaction. Each interaction is a puzzle, and your choices shape the outcome of this whimsical investigation, leading to multiple endings that keep the laughter rolling.