Whose Hello Are These, Anyway?

In this darkly comedic interactive text-based game, players assume the role of Alex, an underappreciated office assistant who finds themselves thrust into a world where the greetings of strangers hold mystical powers. When a portal opens in the break room, Alex is dragged into an alternate dimension filled with quirky characters who communicate solely through pitched greetings, body language, and bizarre puns. To navigate this whimsical yet dangerous realm, players must collect phrases, decipher cryptic greetings, and build relationships—all while unraveling the mystery of how these strange personas can help them return home. With every choice influencing the quirky greetings Alex will learn and use, hilarity ensues as they encounter absurd situations and wildly different meanings behind every 'hello'.