Whose Hello Are These, Anyway?

In a vibrant, chaotic city where strangers frequently greet each other with bizarre and cryptic welcomes, you play as Max Figg, a washed-up greeting card writer turned detective. When a peculiar phrase from a mysterious anonymous sender triggers a series of comedic misunderstandings, you must navigate through a web of eccentric characters, each with their own unique catchphrases and elaborate backstories. Your choices will lead you to hilariously bizarre scenarios where you must unravel the enigma of the 'Hello' and its connection to an underground society of greeting enthusiasts. Will you decode the secrets of these greetings and save the city from a card-based catastrophe, or will you end up falling into the very clichés you aim to avoid?