Whose Hello Anyway?

In this zany interactive text adventure, you play as a washed-up greeting card writer named Sam, who stumbles upon a bizarre contest where participants must craft the most outrageous greetings for a series of bizarre and hysterical characters—each with their own quirks and eccentricities. Your choices shape the greetings' outcomes, influencing the contests' judges, who are all hilariously incompetent. Navigate through the whimsical world filled with oddball situations, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected plot twists as you aim for the grand prize: a lifetime supply of glitter and a chance to redeem your floundering career! Will you catch the judges' attention or craft another flop? Every choice matters in the wacky world of greeting cards!