Whose Hello Anyway?

Whose Hello Anyway?

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In a quirky, alternate reality where greeting strangers is a forbidden art, you play as a renegade 'Salutation Specialist' striving to revive the lost art of saying hello. Journey through a society driven mad by social anxiety and bizarre etiquette laws. Solve hilarious puzzles, cultivate relationships with eccentric characters, and navigate a world where every conversation could lead you to freedom or bizarre consequences. Choose how to greet others—will you be a charming conversationalist or a misanthropic mute? Your choices shape the flow of the narrative, bringing laughter, suspense, and occasional awkward silences.