In a world where greetings carry secret meanings, you play as a disgraced linguist trying to uncover a conspiracy hidden behind innocuous hellos. You navigate through whimsical conversations, each choice revealing layers of intrigue wrapped in humor. Time is of the essence as you race against a quirky cult known for their peculiar and profound ways of saying 'hello'. Gather clues, engage in pun-filled dialogue, and decode the ever-elusive 'whoselanguage' to save not just your career, but the very fabric of social interaction.