In a world where anthropomorphic creatures communicate only through greetings, players take on the role of a charismatic but terribly disorganized private investigator named Sidney Snark. Tasked with solving a city-wide mystery involving the sudden disappearance of greetings, players must navigate a vibrant metropolis filled with quirky characters, each with their own peculiar ways of saying hello. Every conversation influences the outcome, and choices made (or not made) lead to unexpected twists, outrageous scenarios, and laugh-out-loud moments. Will you manage to resurrect the lost art of friendly greetings, or will the world lose the way of politeness forever?