In 'Whose Hello, Anyway?', you play as a quirky detective in a bizarre town where everyone greets you with a cryptic phrase and expects you to solve their whims while trying to uncover the identity of a whimsical benefactor known only as 'The Greet'. Navigate through interactive dialogues, uncover strange clues, and question the townsfolk in humorous ways to piece together a series of ludicrous mysteries. Your choices influence the storyline, leading to one of multiple absurd endings involving enchanted squirrels, conspiracy theories, and philosophical debates about greetings.