Whose Hello, Anyway?

In a world where every greeting is treated like a contractual obligation, you play as a reluctant Welcome Agent named Pip, tasked with navigating the surreal bureaucracy of a city where every greeting sets off bizarre consequences. As you weave through strange neighborhoods filled with eccentric characters, quirky events, and unexpected plot twists, you must choose how to engage in conversations and unravel the mystery behind the city’s perplexing greeting culture. The choices you make lead to wildly different outcomes, from charming friendships to chaotic confrontations—all while trying to figure out just who is behind the bizarre rules of engagement.