Whose Hello, Anyway?

Whose Hello, Anyway?

If my hellos don’t get a response, should I wave a goodbye, or just throw a tantrum?

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Welcome to a peculiar realm where the mundane and the absurd collide! You play as Jax, a disgruntled deity of greetings, who has become fed up with the trivial conversations of mortals. When a bizarre cosmic glitch occurs, you find yourself trapped in an endless series of sarcastic interactions with a cast of eccentric characters, including a pompous time-traveling historian, a talking cat with a penchant for existential dread, and a mysteriously vanished barista with a dark past. Navigate through surreal landscapes, engage in wittily crafted dialogues, and influence the fate of a world that’s lost its ability to communicate meaningfully. The choices you make will determine whether you can restore the lost art of greeting or plunge humanity into an era of awkward silences and unacknowledged hellos.