Whose Hello, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a layabout private investigator in a world where everyone speaks in ambiguous phrases and double entendres. You’ve just been dropped into a peculiar case of the 'Vanishing Greetings,' where people are mysteriously losing their ability to say 'hello.' Navigate through quirky neighborhoods, interrogate eccentric suspects who might just be mundane citizens, and piece together mind-bending clues that lead you through a tapestry of absurdity. Your choices will affect the outcome of not just the mystery, but the very fabric of social greetings in this hilariously surreal universe!