Whose Hello, Anyway?

In a quirky world where every greeting carries a secret meaning, you play as a recently appointed 'Greetings Investigator'. Your job is to dive into the lives of eccentric townsfolk, unraveling the comical mysteries behind their unusual salutations. As you interact with a wide variety of characters—from the overly enthusiastic baker who says 'Bonjour, but only on Wednesdays!' to the grumpy librarian who insists 'Hello' is too informal—you'll gather clues, solve quirky puzzles, and uncover a bigger conspiracy disguised within their peculiar greetings. Each choice you make will lead to unexpected hilarity as you attempt to piece together the ultimate secret of the town: why they never reply with a simple 'hi'.