Whose Hello, Anyway?

In a world where greetings are a currency and small talk is the law, you play as Sam, a professional greeter adept at navigating the absurd landscape of social interactions. Your goal is to climb the social ladder by winning over the most eccentric characters in the city, each with their own bizarre expectations for how a conversation should start. You will face choices that affect not only your relationships but also the very fabric of social norms. Each character presents a unique challenge, from the overly enthusiastic introvert to the melancholic extrovert, and your wit will be your strongest weapon in the quest for social supremacy.