Whose Hello, Anyway?

Whose Hello, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every quirk in this place, I'd still be broke—because who even checks nickels anymore?

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In this whimsical and chaotic text-based adventure, players assume the role of Wally, a disillusioned greeting card writer who finds himself caught in a whirlwind of bizarre interactions with peculiar characters. As Wally navigates a city that operates on the peculiar premise that every greeting must come with an absurd backstory—like the passport requirements for a 'Hello'—he must cleverly craft his way through increasingly outrageous scenarios. Players will make choices that influence how Wally interacts with an array of eccentric citizens, ranging from a riddle-loving barista to a conspiracy theorist librarian. The game blends humor and drama as Wally struggles to find not only the perfect greeting but also his place in a world that seems to have forgotten the simplest salutation.