Whose Hello, Anyway?

In a bustling futuristic society where greetings are considered a form of currency, players assume the role of a lowly 'Salutation Specialist' tasked with navigating an absurd landscape filled with quirky characters, complex social hierarchies, and bizarre greeting customs. As players interact with various NPCs, they must choose the right greetings to unlock secrets, forge alliances, or incite absurd conflicts. With branches in storytelling that lead to unexpected outcomes, each decision shapes not only the protagonist's fate but also the etiquette of an entire society slowly spiraling into chaos.