Whose Hello, Anyway?

In a fractured universe where greetings are the most valuable currency, players assume the role of a savvy, somewhat cynical 'Hello Dealer' named Jamie. Players navigate through bizarre towns and encounter a cast of eccentric characters, each with their own peculiar ways of saying 'hello.' As Jamie collects unique greetings, they must solve a series of ridiculous yet dramatic mysteries revolving around stolen hellos, secret societies, and the ultimate quest for the rarest greeting of all. Quirky dialogues and absurd scenarios lead to unexpected revelations, forcing players to think on their feet and make choices that determine the fate of Jamie's reputation in the Greeting underworld.