Whose Hello, Anyway?

Whose Hello, Anyway?

If a bad greeting can start a war, imagine what a good one can do—right before it all goes hilariously wrong!

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In a bizarre world where greetings have immense power, you play as a rookie 'Greetern' tasked with restoring the art of the perfect salutation. Players explore a vibrant city full of quirky characters, each with their own unique greeting style and secrets to uncover. As you interact with NPCs, make choices that alter the flow of conversations and lead to unexpected friendships—or feuds. The game dives deep into the absurd, challenging players to navigate social norms and master the nuanced differences between 'What's up?' and 'Howdy!' while uncovering a plot to control the world through mundane greetings.